Author Archives: comedybytes

Breaking News: Putin cites shortage of Klondike Bars as reason for invasion of Ukraine.

“You should have seen the look on their faces. We told them it was only a training exercise!”

His bowel movements are designated as a “Special Military Operation”

Movie premieres seem to mostly be people standing around not knowing exactly what to do or where to go.

So much talent and effort goes in to ultimately making poop

That walker should have been nominated for a Best Supporting Actor award

I wonder what our ancestors, who spent all day doing back-breaking labor, would think about how much effort we out into basically nothing.

This guy was so proud of his Nazi salute and Hitler blew him off with the lazy salute.

I wonder if cows look at how well dogs are treated and wish they smaller.

Communism