Author Archives: comedybytes

“Can I have 30 milkshakes and one straw? Does anyone else want something?”

I wonder which “streaming giant” it is?

This is how I order at Taco Bell

Why I voted for Trump

Seems like they would run faster if they removed those obstacles they have to jump over.

North Korean’s reaction that Kim Jong-Il was still alive after it was reported he had died.

This is like someone with a broken leg helping someone missing a foot, climb a mountain.

What’s next? A “pro cancer” event?

I finally have something in common with a US President.

Fun fact: Microsoft decided on the name “Windows” because of the glasses Bill wore in this interview.