Author Archives: comedybytes
Opinion: Trump Wins Second Term
“Every rapist, felon, adulterer, who tried to destroy Democracy deserves a second chance”
“Definitely a DEI hire”
“Declaring war on another country should be renamed to ‘Grab Them By The P*ssy'”
Magnus: “You lost on the first move you made”
Opponent: “When I moved my Knight to c3?”
Magnus: “No, when you sat down”
Same recipe we’ve been using here at Logan’s since 1933. Same recipe, same marble slab, same hook on the wall, same stove, same heater and same underwear.
My daily bowel movement
Modern Recipes
Dr. Fauci was hospitalized with West Nile virus
“Nothing a little Ivermectin won’t clear up”
“He will need one dose of the Moderna vaccine. A Pfizer booster in a week, another Moderna two hours after that, two Johnson & Johnson boosters 5 minutes after that and a Pfizer booster suppository just to be safe”
“Maybe he can try nuking the virus”